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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
I just imagined Johnny Depp at his house with all his children and his wife sitting around and he just gets up and is like “It’s December”
and they’re like “yes?”
and he just goes
"We must Depp the halls."
and then just puts of Pirates of the Caribbean themed Christmas decorations around his home.
i never understood the whole reaction towards mental illness where someone says “it’s all in your head” i feel like that statement is just as redundant as telling someone with pulmonary edema that “the fluid is all in your lungs” like yes. yeah that’s exactly where it is, get it out of there???