Blogging MLP: Season 2 Episode 14

HI DERPY HI DERPY HI DERPY HI DERPY HI DERPY HI DERPY HI DERPY CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
I LOVE YOU DERPY. I LOVE HOW YOU SCREW UP. I LOVE HOW YOU ALWAYS MEAN WELL. I LOVE HOW SWEET YOU ARE. I LOVE HOW YOU LISTEN TO INSTRUCTION. I LOVE YOUR FACE. I LOVE YOUR VOICE. I LOVE YOU, DERPY HOOVES.
The mayor’s Cutie Mark is a tied scroll. It is my headcanon that she wanted to be an English Major, perhaps that was her special talent, but she found out there was no career in it so she went into politics.
I LOVE YOU DERPY!
Ooh, what’s this tall studly unicorn looking down at Derpy with the “come-hither”? I approve. I ship Derpy with happiness so hard.
And upon playback, Derpy is returning the look (as best she can). Me gusta.
Aw. Big Mac looks so sad to see his sister go. He must be a nice, protective big brother.
Headcanon a la Pinkie Pie: Sarsaparilla gives you extra sass.
After Pinkie startled Fluttershy to the ground, I couldn’t help but think some mix of “have mercy” and “my body is not ready.” NOT GETTING THIS GEMSTONE.
I HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS ABOUT THAT MAILPONY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
Rarity, shut yo b—ch face, righ now! No one wants yo drama.
BIG MAC IS CRYING. HE’S SUCH A SENSITIVE, FEELING, GENTLE PONY. That’s why he gets the b—ches.
Half the population of Ponyville is at the rodeo, apparently working. What the heck. Headcanon, or point out cheap animation? Headcanon or critique… headcanon or critique…
I don’t trust that scarlet woman with her cherries…
GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING LEAVING THE ASSEMBLY LINE WHILE IT’S STILL GOING. WHAT EVEN IS THIS THAT I AM LOOKING AT.
Rainbow Dash makes it rain. On Apple Jack. Canon.
Rarity is aware that she is an insulting b—ch. Canon. Wow.
I just love the dramatic camera zoom and drum booms as it focuses on Pinkie Pie licking up cherry sludge. It’s just beautiful.
Pinkie’s nonsense: a weapon of mass coercion.
I bet in the storyboards, Pinkie was going “FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—”
Pinkie said “We have you now”—that’s close enough to “I have you now” to me. Fun times…
Fluttershy, I forgive you for prioritizing that rabbit over the chase because you are wonderful and adorable and I love you.
Twilight: Rainbow, go back!
Rainbow Dash: No time! They knew what they were getting into.
I just love that exchange so much.
Applejack, I respect your work ethic and sense of honor.
Aw, Fluttershy, you’re the sweetest.
Aw, Big Mac, get more parts. Iluuuuu! You can has all the gemstones. If you know what I mean.
I LIKE RARITY’S SUFFERING.