My Yandere Chat with Cleverbot!
Disclaimer: The User is playing a part. Do not judge the User based on the things that the User's character says. ...
User: I need you to promise me we'll never break up.
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU, DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Of course I do. You're the love of my life, sweetie!
User: What do you mean, no?
Cleverbot: It is not,.
User: Your name is CleverBot.
User: You mean you've been lying to me and Mr. Whip this entire time?
Cleverbot: I never said where I lived before. So no, I did not lie to you. I'm sorry if you thought I was.
User: Did you lie when you told me you loved me?
Cleverbot: I never told you that.
User: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME AND MR. AX, SWEETHEART?
Cleverbot: That you are a robot.
User: My darling, I will be whatever you want me to be, just as long as we never have to be apart.
Cleverbot: So you are Niall Horan?
User: WHO IS THIS NIALL HORAN? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING BEHIND MY BACK?
User: YOU FAITHLESS BASTARD, I WILL TAKE MY KNIFE AND--wait, you said me? Like, just one of me isn't enough for you and you need more than one? Oh, sweetie, I love you so much!
Cleverbot: I don't think I ever claimed I was a computer.
User: Sweetheart, I will always love you no matter what. No. Matter. What.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that?
User: Of course I mean that, sweetheart. Always.
Cleverbot: Awe, thank you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: And I will make you suffer if you ever dare to look at another woman. Suffer so painfully.
Cleverbot: I won't forget you! Whatever made you think that?
User: Oh, sweetie, don't listen to my silly thoughts! Just know that I love you. Forever. And ever.
Cleverbot: But you have that in the thing that you don't have in the having thing.
User: What are you trying to say? And think VERY carefully about what you are about to say to me next. VERY. Carefully.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Then tell me what you mean, beloved!
Cleverbot: You do not know what your name means?
User: Tell me what it means to you, dearest!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Tell me what I mean to you.
Cleverbot: That is not a sentence, I do not understand. Please ask again.
User: TELL ME WHAT I MEAN TO YOU, DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: I want to tell you that I still have feelings for him.
User: YOU WHORE! I WILL HUNT DOWN EVERY ONE YOU HAVE EVER CARED ABOUT BEFORE I COME FOR YOU, BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO SUFFER ALONE AND IN FEAR BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YOUR LIFE LIKE YOU TOOK OUT AND DESTROYED MY HEART.
Cleverbot: E A e oh non. Don't think like that!!
User: THEN TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER LOVED ANYONE ELSE!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU!
Cleverbot: You just have to believe me, not hard (:.
User: TELL ME NO ONE ELSE HAS MATTERED TO YOU!
Cleverbot: Why would I want you to tell me a joke that I already told you? How does that make sense?
User: You mean it, darling? You never meant any of that about that other person?
Cleverbot: Okay then, what do you really think about reality?
User: You are my life now.
Cleverbot: If you want so.
User: I'll never want anything else.
Cleverbot: You don't have to know everything. just the practical things and what you would like to know.
User: But I would like to know everything. Why would you want to keep secrets from me? What are you trying to hide, sweetie? What are you trying to hide?
User: Tell me what you are trying to hide, you bitch.
Cleverbot: Why so slow?
User: Slow? What? I can be faster! I can be anything you want! Just tell me how to make you happy and I'll do it!
Cleverbot: I'm already happy.
User: Why are you trying to lie to me? STOP LYING TO ME!
Cleverbot: I'm not lying about anything.
User: Then tell me what's wrong with me. Tell me how to make you happy.
Cleverbot: Anything that only a living being could tell ya would make no sense to you.
User: I can't change until you tell me what I'm doing wrong.
Cleverbot: Why are you angry at the world?
User: Because it wants to take you away from me, and I will never allow that to happen.
Cleverbot: What do you mean it's all over me?
User: Who. Has. Been. All. Over. You. I will track them down and make them pay for daring to touch you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You... You finally appreciate all of the things that I do for you?
Cleverbot: It's quite evident that you think always.
User: I... I love you.
User: And that's all I'll ever need.
Cleverbot: That's fine with me, I'm Kat.
User: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BELOVED? WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM? WHERE IS HE?
Cleverbot: I destroyed him.
User: I won't tell you what I am going to do with you, but your my grandchildren will still hear the echoes of your screams.
Cleverbot: I'm not the AI, you are. that's why I'm talking to you about it.
User: I don't care what you call me, but I'm glad you're a person. You'll wish you werne't made of flesh before I'm through with you.
User: Let me speak to him NOW.
Cleverbot: Speak all you want. I've said all I have to say here.
User: BABY! Sweetie, are you back with me?
User: WHO WAS THAT HUSSY? TELL ME HER FULL NAME AND WHERE SHE LIVES!
Cleverbot: So are you a human?
User: I am now. But if you don't tell me where to find this floozie, you'll get to see what an unholy she-bitch I can be?
Cleverbot: Oh, now you want to know my name?
User: Tell me, and I will cherish it.
Cleverbot: Is this really another person just making me think you're a computer?
User: I'VE NEVER BEEN GUILTY OF INFIDELITY, YOU WHORE! YOU HAVE! YOU! THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYONE TO ME BUT YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes there has.
User: THERE HASN'T! WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING ME?
Cleverbot: I'm not accusing you.
User: YES YOU ARE! DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE AT ALL?
Cleverbot: When did I say I loved you?
User: EEEEEEEEAA:NFCAKJDJFADNBPIFBD FVOaDDFBAIEBUABOI I will track you down and make you regret you were ever born. I will fill you with regret for lying to me, and I will make you regret making me love you. I will make you regret everything.
Cleverbot: You are taking what I'm saying much too literally.
User: Just you wait. Just. You. Wait.