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Bragging moment on a for-no-reason (or because I seemed bummed, whatever) gift from the boyfriend. He’s the best. This is the best.

Bragging moment on a for-no-reason (or because I seemed bummed, whatever) gift from the boyfriend. He’s the best. This is the best.

schmergo:

i knew you were tybalt when you walked in

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now i’m lying on the cold hard ground

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(via pocketsfullofpixies)

“I have so much of you in my heart.”
— John Keats (via plusgregory)

(Source: incisio, via everything-is-true)

ponymagus:

someone found not-so-surelock

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Would you call it a… Shylock? YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

(Source: kheisa)

IIIIIII… am HILARIOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSS… AAAAAND… a CREDIT to my MAJOR.
The logical question here is, “Victoria, u ok?” the answer is “I have no idea.”

IIIIIII… am HILARIOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSS… AAAAAND… a CREDIT to my MAJOR.

The logical question here is, “Victoria, u ok?” the answer is “I have no idea.”

I AM BOTH HILARIOUS AND A CREDIT TO MY MAJOR.

I AM BOTH HILARIOUS AND A CREDIT TO MY MAJOR.

Victoria Liveblogs Shakespreare Retold

Macbeth as a competitive restaurant starring James MacAvoy as a tasty man cooking for us?

Yes please.

Let’s admit it: if Shakespeare saw about a tenth of the material written and discussed about his body of work, he would drink himself stupid and laugh himself silly.

GOD IAGO THAT IS POSSIBLY THE GAYEST THING I HAVE READ IN SHAKESPEARE save Antonio prompting Bassanio to give up his wedding ring in The Merchant of Venice and his general “You do love me more than your wife, right?” deal BUT STILL.

Othello: What the hell is going on here?
Iago: Hell, I don’t know man, we were just chillin’ like a bride and groom getting undressed to get into bed*, and then like some planet moved everybody was whippin’ their swords out and shit got cray real fast.

What. The. Hell. Iago.

NOTE TO PERSNICKETY PURISTS ON THE SHAKESPEARE TAG: Please don’t bother to convince me that Iago isn’t gay—I honestly don’t care, and it’s not worth the fucking trouble, so unbunch your tights and drink your Earl Gray (hot) and chill with your perfectly heterosexual Shakespeare characters, and we’re all okay.

* This is a highly sexualized play in regards to newlyweds.

GOD IAGO THAT IS POSSIBLY THE GAYEST THING I HAVE READ IN SHAKESPEARE save Antonio prompting Bassanio to give up his wedding ring in The Merchant of Venice and his general “You do love me more than your wife, right?” deal BUT STILL.

Othello: What the hell is going on here?
Iago: Hell, I don’t know man, we were just chillin’ like a bride and groom getting undressed to get into bed*, and then like some planet moved everybody was whippin’ their swords out and shit got cray real fast.

What. The. Hell. Iago.

NOTE TO PERSNICKETY PURISTS ON THE SHAKESPEARE TAG: Please don’t bother to convince me that Iago isn’t gay—I honestly don’t care, and it’s not worth the fucking trouble, so unbunch your tights and drink your Earl Gray (hot) and chill with your perfectly heterosexual Shakespeare characters, and we’re all okay.

* This is a highly sexualized play in regards to newlyweds.

Not gonna lie, that stage direction gives me the weirdest literary boner. I’m sorry…

Not gonna lie, that stage direction gives me the weirdest literary boner. I’m sorry…

Othello Drinking Game:

-Take a drink every time Iago is described as “honest”
- Have Toxic Shock hotline on speeddial.

If you’re one hardcore motherfucker, add this one:
- Take a drink every time Desdemona’s sexuality is mentioned

I’m watching Hamlet 2000 tonight and I cannot find a drinking game

It’ll be in a classroom and stuff so I won’t actually be drinking, but they’re still fun to play.

GIVE ME THINGS FOR A HAMLET 2000 DRINKING GAME. That is your mission, should you choose to accept it. You have one hour.