(209): I’m sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Why can I so easily hear his voice narrating this.
(305): I’m the only one here who isn’t hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Oh my gosh, it looks like Tarrlok is smelling her hair…
I suddenly ship it.
And now he’s dead.
LONG LIVE SHIP BOFONG!
(423): Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just need to take a moment to appreciate Bolin’s face here.
He looks like a mad scientist.
The perfect mad scientist.
(601): When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hmm, why does this—
(201): It’s a good thing i didn’t end up pregnant…i would have had to figure out his last name.
It’s funny, because we’re never given their last names.
(224): Stop whining I left you with whiskey
(224): YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It’s funny because emotional trauma no kidnapping no Korrlok no I don’t even know anymore no I know why not actually friends
(203): I’d love to sympathize with you but I’m drunk in a mansion
I think this is the best one yet. Seriously. My favorite.
(321): I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
(225): my head hurts. i need an adult
(225): and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
(617): I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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